condominic:

It’s almost like the human mind is way too advanced for its own good, but at the same time it’s way too far from good enough. It’s like the human mind is too aware of its own existence, its position in the universe, why it exists, which we’re always trying to find an answer for. Maybe one doesn’t…

omg shut the fuk up dom and just come on monday and record my music video fuck sake you pinoy

hahahahahjaajahahaghagagagaahahahahagahahahahahahahahahagaghaha shot cuz that was mean ay

Daym, my boi Youtube finding even deeper meanings in my lyrics.

schon-katzchen:

Wanted:
- sleeping buddy.
Requirements:
- retains warmth easily
- can bestow this warmth upon me by means of snuggling
- will stroke my back/hair until I fall asleep

Apply now!

HI HELLO YES APPLICATIONING FOR THE POSITION:
Just a few things about me:

-Of Azn descent and very kawaii

-Come with doona suit, cozy snuggle game 100+

-Spider-like fingers although unpleasant at first, provide the same function as this popular head massager, pictured below.

so you saving $$$ wow bargain get him now before he go fast!

jordanleekspin:

goodbyedrifter:

kngfsh:

i hate white rappers…

Said the white boy…

HEY WHITE BITCH, WHY YOU HATING ON WHITE MATES?
JUST CAUSE WE DIFFERENT COLOURED TO THE GREATS?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THIS
A WHITE BOY GIVING ANOTHER WHITE BOY A DISS

OPEN YA EYES AND LOOK OUTSIDE
THERE’S PLENTY OF WHITE BOYS TEARIN’ UP WITH LINES
SOUL KHAN KID TWIST JUST TO NAME TWO
BOTH THESE WHITE BOYS LOOK BETTER THAN YOU
IT DON’T TAKE A WIZARD TO SPELL OUT THE TRUTH
A SEVEN YEAR OLD HAS MORE QUALIFICATIONS DUDE

JUST TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THE CONTENT ON YOUR SITE
FLASH TATTOO SHEETS AND PANTIES, BRO, THAT’S TIGHT
NICE TO SEE YOU GOT THAT ORIGINAL GAME ALL RIGHT
NO MOTHA FUCKA HAS SEEN THAT BEFORE… HA! SIKE!

CALL YO SELF KING FISHER BUT THAT I JUST A LIE
A SHITTY BLOG HANDLE FOR A SHITTY WHITE GUY
WHO USES SKIN COLOUR AS A WAY TO IMPLY
THAT ONE RACE IS BETTER AT SPITTING SOME LINES

WELL I REELED THIS LINE IN AND I CAUGHT ME A STINKER
YOU ON THE END, HOOK LINE AND SINKER

SPITTING THE REAL TALK IT’S MY BOI LEEKSPIN!

BRINGING THE BOOM! BOOM! WHEN HE RELEASE THE FIRING PIN!

HEADSHOT! FROM THE LYRICAL GLOCK! DUMP YO BODY IN THE BIN

YOU’RE DONE MOTHAFUCKA! TIME TO INFORM YA NEXT OF KIN!

schon-katzchen:

walkinginthedoldrums:

So here is it is, some real talk shit, fuck the world

Chix Boi emotional sad Pinoy 2k13

Pinoyz 2 Men

Sad Boi! This is how I really be

Black shoes, black jeans, and the black Fred Perry

Record collection, Jawbreaker in ever color see

In my room alone Jet Black Stone Cold plays endlessly

Lay dead on my bed like I’m on the bottom of the black sea

Sip the earl grey and the tears run easily

When it began it, was bout fun and rollin’ with the crew

How much pussy we could pull and make it drip the juice

Then it turned to shit like porn stars pussy lips loose

Throwin’ it all away, the hard drugs they abused

Then I went on the booze, a bad case of the blues

No one there for me when I tried to hang from a noose

Drowining in the pussy that’s oriental

But one girl on my mind, I’d cook her soup with the lentil’s

Anon was right, in my thoughts she’s the central

I’m goin’ insane! her selfies are detrimental to my health

Self-admission! hospital for the mental!

Hung up on the girl whose prone to the accidental (accident-prone.tumblr.com follow her she is best girl A+ very kawaii)

Punani chasin me, bein’ stopped in the street

All they see is the Chix Boi, the dappest kawaii

Dominating the game with P2M (Pinoys 2 Men) as you can see

But I don’t feel like anyone really knows the real me

Expectations that I’ve failed like getting a Degree

I feel like a fallen branch off my family tree

Places I been and all the shit that I seen

Left me sadder than Stockholm OG, Yung Lean (http://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY)

I gave in an started to smoke sess

I guess that’s the time when I’m not depressed

But I’m still depressed

And I ask what’s it worth

My life’s nothin’ but pain, I wish I fucking died at birth

Life complete.

In case you missed it’s drop early this morning. Reel feelz 2k13.

yeah this anon be the flyer steez, knows where it at got love for the chix boi kawaii! ^.^

Sayin’ I got no friendz..

But the Pinoyz 2 men destroy ya like we did to ya girlz hymenz!

The chix boi plantin his seed in ya and it bout to sprout, I think you just jealous cause you didn’t get a shout out! Oops sneak from up next song goin’ out to my haters!

I tried but I only started to float, oriental bitches swimming to the rescue and bringing the lifeboat.

So here is it is, some real talk shit, fuck the world

Chix Boi emotional sad Pinoy 2k13

Pinoyz 2 Men

Sad Boi! This is how I really be

Black shoes, black jeans, and the black Fred Perry

Record collection, Jawbreaker in ever color see

In my room alone Jet Black Stone Cold plays endlessly

Lay dead on my bed like I’m on the bottom of the black sea

Sip the earl grey and the tears run easily

When it began it, was bout fun and rollin’ with the crew

How much pussy we could pull and make it drip the juice

Then it turned to shit like porn stars pussy lips loose

Throwin’ it all away, the hard drugs they abused

Then I went on the booze, a bad case of the blues

No one there for me when I tried to hang from a noose

Drowining in the pussy that’s oriental

But one girl on my mind, I’d cook her soup with the lentil’s

Anon was right, in my thoughts she’s the central

I’m goin’ insane! her selfies are detrimental to my health

Self-admission! hospital for the mental!

Hung up on the girl whose prone to the accidental (accident-prone.tumblr.com follow her she is best girl A+ very kawaii)

Punani chasin me, bein’ stopped in the street

All they see is the Chix Boi, the dappest kawaii

Dominating the game with P2M (Pinoys 2 Men) as you can see

But I don’t feel like anyone really knows the real me

Expectations that I’ve failed like getting a Degree

I feel like a fallen branch off my family tree

Places I been and all the shit that I seen

Left me sadder than Stockholm OG, Yung Lean (http://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY)

I gave in an started to smoke sess

I guess that’s the time when I’m not depressed

But I’m still depressed

And I ask what’s it worth

My life’s nothin’ but pain, I wish I fucking died at birth

so the weather today got me thinkin’ bout my life and stuff, droppin’ a new track soon, deep shit, sad pinoy boi 2k13

Hahahha well just wait for the track where I’ll make my feels known, I hope i get hot a date with the one and only accident-prone!